We’ve got some weird headlines for you this morning:

Democrats at Lake Michigan held a “primal scream” event to cope with Trump’s decisive electoral victory.

Event goers gathered at the beach and screamed together to vent their frustrations at Klode Park in Whitefish Bay on November 9, though footage of the cringe event didn’t go viral on X until yesterday.

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New non-woke Apple Xmas ad will make you cry...

America is SO BACK! Trump wins and 5 minutes later silicon valley tech giants are making wholesome family-oriented Christmas ads like we haven’t seen since the 1990s.

If you haven’t seen it yet, now is your chance, but grab a box of tissues first:

Anti-Israel protesters arrested after storming Macy’s Thanksgiving parade

Protesters interrupted the parade by running out in front of the Ronald McDonald balloon, Thursday morning. Police arrested 25 of the activist involved, the New York Post reports.

“Don’t celebrate genocide!” a banner held by some of the protesters read.

Parade-goers reportedly yelled “get the hell out of here” and booed at the woke disrupters before police took care of business. Watch the chaos below:

Rapid Headlines:

• Massive bronze statue of famous Trump assassination attempt fist-pump moment under construction

• Largest DEI program in America may soon be doomed…

• Report: Texas planning to bus migrants directly to I.C.E instead of sanctuary cities

• Biden complains about the media in weird Thanksgiving address